“Yep. We already know each person will have 5 cakes, because 6 fits 5 times in 30. But there are 2 cakes left, so they have to cut them to share them equally.”

Soetsu: So you need to cut the last two cakes into five pieces each?

If forced smiles could be translated into actual words, his would probably mean ‘you are so lucky to be my free pass into this house and also a literal fucking baby’. “Sure, but don’t think about the weddings, think about the cakes. You need to stay focused if you want to get this done quicker.”

Soetsu: OK… what were we talking about with the cakes again?